reblog with how you found out santa was fake.
my mom gave me a gameboy that said “made from china” and labeled it as santas gift so I asked her if santa lived in china and she said no. ):
…my parents told me :|
i found my dance n twirl barbie in my mom’s closet when i was four. she told me that it was for my best friend brooke. brooke never got a dance n twirl barbie, but i did.
D:
BY BEING BADASS AND KNOWING SINCE BIRTH.
my sister told me when i was five. -_-
Has anyone tried these yet? I’m addicted…they’re like candy crack. For realz.
holy frick i love those. for realz.
mouthgasm.
Let’s say you get the opportunity to meet the Queen of England, what do you wear?
Well, if you’re Lady Gaga, you apparently wear a dress made entirely of cherry Fruit Roll-Ups. But at least she’s not checking out the Queen like the dooder to her right.
haha.
Do you ever just sit in the shower, water pouring down on you, and wonder how the fuck you got so goddamn depressed?
(via jauwtheliar)
i miss you is a damn good song.
but the beginning is slow.
i start belting @ 1:19.
WHERE ARE YOU?
AND I’M SO SORRY.
Yes, Greater Cincinnati, it is snowing a little bit. Feel free to freakout and drive as slow as possible, assholes.
story of my life.
everyday, man, everyday.
ROFL
lol
omg
<333
<333
I love this so very very much. :)
(:
And you wonder why some girls are bitches
You think we’re happy with the way we were built? Women have to deal with the brainwashing of society thinking they have to look a certain way in order to be considered beautiful. It’s so sad seeing women getting treated like objects by filthy sexist pigs. Don’t whistle. Don’t yell at me. Don’t call me “cute” little nicknames. Women aren’t animals.
